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ʻO ia kaʻu makemake e pili ana i kēia hōkū, he uʻi ʻo ia, me nā umauma maikaʻi a me ka puʻu maʻemaʻe. Hiki iā ʻoe ke ʻike ua kāhiko maikaʻi ʻo ia a mahalo i nā mea kūʻai aku ʻaʻole wale no ke kālā. Inā male ʻoe i ka moa e like me ia, e lilo ʻoe i dumpling i loko o ka ʻaila ʻawaʻawa! Hanai mau a lawelawe. ʻO ka moa e like me ia e mālama iā ia iho, e noho i ka meaʻai, ʻaʻohe kālā i mālama ʻia no kāna mālama. Omo i ka protein ma ka hana a ua māʻona! A aloha ʻo ia i kāna kāne no nā mea a pau!
Hoʻonohonoho ʻia nā wikiō āpau a ʻaʻole koi i nā manaʻo naʻaupō
He aha ke ala
Ua ʻolokaʻa ke kāne i ka wahine ʻōpio ma luna o kona kumu, e ʻae iā ia e ʻike i ka ʻoliʻoli maoli. Loaʻa ka hoʻolaʻa, no laila ua loaʻa lāua ʻelua i ka moekolohe wela.
♪ Loaʻa i nā umauma liʻiliʻi ko lākou mau hiʻohiʻona ♪
ʻO kēia mea ʻāhiu ka pōma. ʻO kahi mulatto momona e hoʻohuli iaʻu i ka nānā wale ʻana iā ia, a ʻo ka manaʻo e moe me ia e haʻalulu koʻu kino holoʻokoʻa.
Pono ʻoe e hoʻomake i nā makuahine, ʻo ia ka mea. ʻAe!!!!
Nā wikiō pili
ʻOlohelohe akamai! Hiki iā ʻoe ke ʻike i ka hauʻoli a me ka hauʻoli o nā ʻelemakule. ʻAʻole i ʻike ka nui o lākou i nā ʻano like ʻole i nā makahiki, ʻaʻole mai ko lākou wā ʻōpio a oʻo. Pīhoihoi au i ka ikaika a me ka nui o kekahi o nā ʻeleʻele.