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A ʻo ke kaikunāne maʻalahi e like me nā puka, lawe ʻo ia i kona kaikuahine e kūlou a hoʻopaʻa i kāna moa i loko o kāna ʻiʻo. ʻO Snatura he holoholona ʻulaʻula ʻo ia, e wela ana a kamaʻilio mālie ʻo ia ma ke kelepona.